Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
