Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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