you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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