no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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