Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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