ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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