have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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