East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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