Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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