: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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