Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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