So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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