I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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