if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.