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I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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