your thong is hanging out like whoa
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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