Pappa wants mamma naked
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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