u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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