Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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