Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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