That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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