? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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