Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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