I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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