Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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