and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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