PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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