My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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