i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
