oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I got inside last night via doggy door
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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