Nicole vs. Life
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I did not marry a roomba.
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