There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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