new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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