What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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