Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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