DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
