went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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