Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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