Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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