I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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