He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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