New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize