5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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