i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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