Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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