i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We have started to decorate penises.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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