at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
3pm strippers are depressing
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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