How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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