I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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