Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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