I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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