I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
