I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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